i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
remember when asks werent rebloggable and we had to go around screencapping them like fucking animals
We don’t speak of those days
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
Uhh. yes it does…. girls have three holes and the baby sure as hell does not come out of your ass hole where you poop out of or the urethra where you pee out of… so there only leaves one hole left which is your VAGINA