thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold, via mole)

ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

(via davelociraptor)

d0gbl0g:

that aint right

youchew:

Citrus & Fennel Salad w. Avocado

3 navel oranges
3 cara cara oranges
2 minneola oranges
3 mandarin oranges
1 blood orange
1/2 fennel bulb, very thinly sliced
1 avocado, peeled, pitted and sliced
1/2 shallot, peeled and very thinly sliced
1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons champagne vinegar
1 tablespoon honey
kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper
1/4 cup mint leaves
Reserved fennel fronds

(via beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

image

(via badmarie)

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

(via rickymartinofficial)

colesprouseofficial:

colesprouseofficial:

colesprouseofficial:

hey guys watch this

dr who is ok

image

magic

(Source: mermeme, via rickymartinofficial)

MISTER KRABS IS IN THERE

(Source: swarnpert, via africanamericaneagle)