yo but mags had the best role in the catching fire movie because she got to ride on finnicks back the whole time without having actual lines
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
I hate when people ask parents of newborns who the baby resembles more.
It’s like 2 days old.
It resembles E. T.
I don’t remember learning the words to Bohemian Rhapsody, I think I just was born knowing them
when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit
last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED.